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"stand next to someone you don't know, that is the magic of disneyland!" - disneyland employee, 06.15.99

the filling

flip offs galore the middle finger gallery gets updated. submit a picture! you know you want to flip us off.
new quotes tasty new quotes for you to chew on.
postcards, baby.  postcards. this section was going to be filled with postcards, with little snippets of our lives written on the back. there's one postcard so far.
bunch of weird stories stories for you to print out and take with you to the crapper. or you can just read them here. whatever tickles your fancy.
dog story mary wrote this in about twenty minutes. it probably sucks. it's about her dog.
please. alyssa and mary become matchmakers. well, sort of.

the crust

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handpicked jargon:
batmobiling, n.
putting up an emotional shield whenever a relationship becomes too intimate. (from the protective shield on batman's batmobile.)

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