-----Original Message-----
from: Flomounou@*.***
to: mary@theplainjane.com
subject: water

I think dasani is excellent. Are you the one who invented it. If you are where did you get the idea, and name from.

to: Flomounou@*.***
from: mary@theplainjane.com
subject: re: water

yes, i did. the name came to me in a dream. i was walking along a forest path and i couldn't see beyond the trees. suddenly, i came to a clearing and in the middle of the clearing was a trickling stream with a small spring. a fairy looked at me and whispered, "desani, you are the one." i woke up and wrote the name down on a piece of paper and went back to sleep. when i woke up again, i thought of how i could use the information. i figured since i don't know where a natural spring is, why don't i just filter some tap water and put a fancy name and label on it and sell it to the american people? they're suckers for name brands. i love that fairy.

-----Original Message-----
from: Attelge
to: comments@theplainjane.com
subject: Some Questions

to: Attelge
from: mary@theplainjane.com
subject: re: Some Questions

those were some pretty insightful questions.

-----Original Message-----
From: Princessrenee@*.*****
To: mary@theplainjane.com
Subject: peanut butter

I know I'm weird, but peanut butter repluses me. The color, the smell, the texture. YUCK! I even get queasy (sp) when i see a jar at the supermarket.

Renee

to: Princessrennee@*.*****
from: mary@theplainjane.com
Subject: peanut butter

mmm, more crunchy peanut butter for me then!

-- mary

-----Original Message-----
From: S*, Penny
To: 'comments@theplainjane.com'
Subject: peepy blair witch

All I have to say about that is....SWEET!!!
~Penny

to: Penny
from: mary@theplainjane.com
subject: re: peepy blair witch

why, thank you. peeps are sweet, with that sugary coating and all. bleh.

-- mary

-----Original Message-----
From: Damon *
To: 'comments@theplainjane.com'
Subject: peepy romeo and juliet

hum
dee dum

damon @ *

-----Original Message-----
From: Joesdream@*.*******
To: 'comments@theplainjane.com'
Subject: peepy romeo and juliet

dear plain jane,

the sight of peep sex still haunts me...some may say you have a serious problem...i, however, find your casual interest my gain....

this is indeed the best peep show since my days of slumming around the san francisco tenderloin district in the 1970's...

er......keep up the good work...

may i suggest a peep show version of "death of a salesman?"

-----Original Message-----
From: s*****@*.*******
To: 'comments@theplainjane.com'
Subject: i have something to tell you

I PHUCKING LOVE YOUR SITE!! no really. i laughed untill i peed sometimes... i had to change my skivves like 5 times. finally i just gave up and put on some depends. but anyways, enough of my really scary antics to get you to like me!!

dude, you are so awesome. i dont like may chicks, but you, I LIKE. and not in a lesbian-onic kinda way. har har har. anways.

im me, or whatever it is that you do on these internet chat thingys...

s*********--aol
c**********--aol
b**********--aol
b***********--yahoo
p***********--yahoo

um...and do this too

go to...

www.socalpunk101.8m.com/fuckedup.jpg--hows THAT for funny drunk stuff (dont pass out with your shoes on at our parties)

and www.socalpunk101.8m.com (thats my tribute to southbay punk rawk)

thats all. feel free to stalk me. its so lonely around here...i have to stalk myself to keep myself company. its pitiful really.

--wendy Lee

-----Original Message-----
From: AmbiCereberal@****.****
To: comments@theplainjane.com
Subject: peepy romeo and juliet

Here are my thought's on the PEEP Show ...STUPID REAL STUPID>>>get a life....

to: AmbiCereberal
from: mary@theplainjane.com

I'm so glad to hear that our peeps play has touched your life in such a deep and meaningful way. It's always nice to hear from people who get something out of our work. Nothing brings us more joy than to know that we've touched people's hearts.

Thank you, and GOD BLESS!
love,
the plain jane

-----Original Message-----
From: RICKY DAVIS
To: comments@theplainjane.com
Subject: peepy romeo and juliet

Well, I'm just stunned. I only thought that peeps were good for microwaving, I had no idea they good act.

To: RICKY DAVIS
from: mary@theplainjane.com

yeah, sometimes they're tough to work with, but then you remind them of the microwave and they instantly start remembering their lines! it's quite amazing, really.

-----Original Message-----
From: geoffrey peace
To: comments@theplainjane.com
Subject: peepy blair witch

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thank you for that.
G.E. Peace, C.E.O.
Jaffesalad Productions

-----Original Message-----
From: Terry
To: comments@theplainjane.com
Subject: peepy romeo and juliet

Love it. I teach in an inner city school and am told I am to teach "Romeo and Juliet." If I could get away with it, I would definitely give this to my students.

--Terry B

-----Original Message-----
From: Jenni
To: comments@theplainjane.com
Subject: peepy romeo and juliet

umm..ok can we say RETARDED? um whoever came up with that has to have a whole lot of time on their hands..and needs to grow up a small bit!

to: Jenni
from: alyssa@theplainjane.com

and just how much free time must you have to write in and comment about a retarded web project? it must be difficult to squeeze it in between "how's my driving" bumper sticker calls and trips to the mall. i hope other sites get as much use out of your meaningful insights as we did.

- the plain jane
www.theplainjane.com

(ps - you might want to read this page first, then magically the next two emails will make sense)

-----Original Message-----
From: yw
To: alyssa@theplainjane.com
Subject: thank you from Y****

Alicia, thank you so much for spending some time to help me with love advice. You did a great job and you open my eyes about the American man and what I should expect in my situation. Thank you for liking my modeling web site, I have about 10 000 people per day. I will meet this guy I found on the net with milionire match.com, his name is Scott.
Scott said he is attorney in Arizona, I made research and I found that there is no attorney with that name in the Bar of the state of Arizona.
I confront Scott and I told him what I found out. He confessed that hey is not attorney , but software engineer. I called at the company he said he is working for and secretary transfer me to him. I am a little nervous still not understanding way he lay to me first. Scott said that he did it to protect himself on internet. What you think I could expect about the person like that? On otter site I can feel the chemistry between us, he has European background(his mom and father are Italians).
Got I am so confused.
I will be more then happy to open on my site love advice link to your site and have link on yours to my web site to.
thank you one more time.
xoxoxo
YW
www.h***********.com

-----Original Message-----
From: yw
To: alyssa@theplainjane.com
Subject: what kind of advice you give me?

Alyssa, I went carefully trough your love advice. I cant believe you wrote this advising me to keep man with sex... Also the advice with the giving heads. I've never seen something so stupid. I may have a accent but I have head on my shoulders to figure out what king of advice you give me.

Y********

-----Original Message-----
From: Ron G
To: comments@theplainjane.com
Subject: I have something to tell you

I was just browsing through your gallery of pictures.... And all I can say is, God bless America. All that patriotism just oozing off those fingers, displaying that, indeed, this country is #1. I was so moved, I chanted U.S.A. at my computer screen.